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Here is a short new piece on Medium called The Artist's Struggle.

I also recently uploaded a bunch of writing that was REJECTED by various publications. Please enjoy four new pieces that are theoretically bad:

• My Exciting New Writing Workshop

• Selections From “Ask A Big Guy,” My Love Advice Column For Children

• A Eulogy For Everything I Remember Killing In My Lifetime

• My Campaign Ad Against The Mayor From “Jaws”