16 Tricks to Stretch Out an Essay

Here is a new piece of mine on McSweeney's called "16 Tricks to Stretch Out an Essay." Thanks

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/16-tricks-to-stretch-out-an-essay

For The Person Who's Fixing My Laptop

I have a new piece in The New Yorker's Daily Shouts column today called For The Person Who's Fixing My Laptop. Please enjoy.

Night Lord

Here is a short audio piece i wrote and recorded entitled "Night Lord," the story of an everyman who becomes a vigilante named Night Lord to clean up his crime-ridden city once and for all.